Hey Bookslut: Welcome to Chicago.

And they are not making you pay to use the bathroom in Borders. Are they? It's probably that awful one on Michigan Avenue, the one the sad carriage-pulling horses park in front of.

Well, come on down to Hyde Park: Seminary Co-op. 57th St. Books. Powell's. Just take the #6 bus. And if you must go (ha) to our new Borders, the toilets are free of charge. For now.