Let the bad headlines begin:

"Arnold Totally Into Recall."

"Arnie Becomes the Running Man for Governor."

"Schwarzenegger Muscles In."

And if you want them all in one:

"Total Recall: 'Gover-nator' Arnie gives up movies for California politics."

Plus he's not even the only Arnold in the race.

Coleman, 35, will run as an independent with a platform that defies partisan pigeonholing. According to Wednesday's Express, he favors gay rights, marijuana decriminalization, a flat income tax, walling off America's borders and drilling for oil in every national park. He opposes labor unions, government-subsidized drug treatment and urban sprawl.

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about moving.